SatireWire: Religious Merger Creates 900 Million Hinjews

SatireWire: Religious Merger Creates 900 Million Hinjews- "Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they had instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers."