Programming Languages and Their Relationship Styles

Programming Languages and Their Relationship Styles- Humorous analogies between relationship behavior and: Ada, APL, ASP.NET, Assembly, BASIC, C, C++, Dylan, E, Fortran, Haskell, Java, JSP, Lex/Yacc, Lisp, Logo, Objective-C, Objective Caml, Pascal, Perl, PHP, Prolog, Python (Twisted), Ruby, Smalltalk, SML/NJ, Visual Basic, more languages in forum comments.